It's more than a little strange that the Republicans are so thrilled about Osama bin Laden still being alive to make videotaped messages to the American people. Wasn't he "Wanted: Dead or Alive" or some cowboy horseshit like that?

Let me try to make sense of this... Kerry is lambasted for talking about a "global test" for American military operations. Meanwhile, our Marines are getting blown up while awaiting orders from Iraq's interim prime minister, Ayad Allawi, before attacking Fallujah. Three days before the presidential election.



59 Reasons Why Bush Sucks. 

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The Big Dog Shoots for the Top U.N. Posting. 

Former U.S. President Bill Clinton has set his sights on becoming U.N. secretary-general.

Hell yes! Kofi Annan is great and all, but this would be absolutely key. John Kerry in the White House, Bill Clinton at the U.N. Secretary-General post, and Barack Obama as a U.S. Senator...

"...I've got to admit it's getting better... better all the time..."


How can Bush protect us against bioterrorism when he can't even protect us against the flu?